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Thursday, 31 July 2014

We interrupt the Concours photos to bring you the new road-trip car!

As long as I'm sharing photos and factoids about fancy-shmancy cars, I reckoned I'd share a few photos of the newest member of our own automotive fleet, a 1999 Jaguar XJ8 Vanden Plas Supercharged saloon.


The Vanden Plas Supercharged (VDP SC) was a special order version of the long wheelbase top-of-the-line Vanden Plas, and was the forerunner to the Super V8. The equivalent car in the UK was known as the Daimler Super V8. It had all the luxury features of the standard VDP plus the supercharged V8 engine from the XJR with 370 hp and 387 lb-ft of torque. The upgraded heated seats and stereo system also came standard with the VDP SC package. The only exterior differences I've noticed so far between this and a regular Vanden Plas are the 17-inch wheels, the big exhaust tips, and the "Vanden Plas Supercharged" badge on the trunk.



The driving experience has been everything I hoped it might be. Unbelievably smooth and powerful on the highway, but surprisingly zippy on curvy roads, especially with the "Sport" setting activated. That firms up the suspension and moves the shifting points down a bit for faster acceleration. And if you need to get somewhere fast? Zero to 60 in 5.5 seconds. The maximum speed tops out at 155 mph, but only because it's electronically limited. Auto reviewers like to break out words like "robust" for this car.

Only 788 of them were built during the 1998-2003 run of the x308 body style. I believe the vast majority of them were delivered to the US market. In 2003, the last year for the x308, the Super V8 became a model of its own in the US:

1998 - 36
1999 - 165
2000 - 208
2001 - 234
2002 - 145

The color of our new VDP SC is Emerald Metallic. It's a chameleon color. Depending on the viewing angle and the lighting source it varies from bright green to dark green to dark blue to black.



Okay, so the outside is pretty. But you don't drive it from the outside. What's the inside like? Well, take a step inside...


It's pretty much soft Connolly leather, lambs' wool carpeting, and burled walnut everywhere. These seats feel as comfy as they look.




Because the Vanden Plas is the long wheelbase edition of the XJ8 the rear seats have an extra five inches of legroom.  It's truly roomy back here. It's not just the nicest car I ever bought. It's also the nicest couch! (And the nicest stereo, for that matter.)


Naturally the passengers in back don't need to rely upon the chauffeur for their climate control. They have their own controls and heated seats. 

And yes, those are indeed fold-out walnut tea trays for the back seat, presumably so you have a place for your jar of Grey Poupon:



(Here's a link to the classic Grey Poupon ad for our younger readers who came along after it was retired from TV.)



For the last two pictures let's return to the exterior and see the new toy next to an earlier model (late 70s, I believe) Jaguar XJ6. I love how Jaguar carried the classic XJ lines forward into the XJ8.




So why on Earth did I buy a ridiculously fancy-shmancy Jaguar? Well, um ... there was an awful lot of creative rationalization along the way in terms of back-seat legroom on our upcoming trip to Wyoming. And the "replace the rusty old pickup truck" downpayment fund took a terrible beat-down.

But honestly, just look at it. And it drives like supercharged butter.

What else could I do?

Wednesday, 30 July 2014

National Dance Day: An Interview with SYTYCD judge Mary Murphy






I was fortunate enough to interview SYTYCD judge Mary Murphy on National Dance Day. I asked her about a few topics regarding Season 11 since there have been a few things on viewers' minds. 

Here are some highlights:

On the #BallroomMassacre last week:
"We never know who they [the fans] are going for."

On Ricky Ubeda being so far ahead of the pack:
"He certainly was challenged in the Viennese Waltz. If he doesn't improve and he hasn't dropped down, it will go into America's hands, by the way. I think he is extremely talented. Let's see what he's going to do when he gets a Quick Step. For most of the kids, ballroom is often a challenge."

On needing ballroom lessons to compete on the show:
"A few lessons won't cut it to get them through a routine."

On the missing "Dance for Your Life" Solos:
"By the finale you will see solos by themselves…without a doubt."

Listen to the whole 3:30 interview with Mary Murphy below.

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The 2014 Concours of America, Part 1 -- Muscle Cars and Race Cars

Here at the Patio Boat Blog we have no idea how it already got to be the end of July, but we suspect it had something to do with Arsen and Brigitte's big move, the porch repair project, the new road-trip car, and a billion other little things. And really, gentle reader, I promise to update you soon on all the assorted goings-ons. But in the meantime, since I visited the annual Concours of America Sunday, I reckoned I'd put a little more automotive photoblogging up, just to reassure you all that I haven't actually dropped off the face of the earth.

Welcome to the show.


The Concours of America takes place on the grounds of the Inn at St. John's in Plymouth, Michigan. Most of the cars are laid out on the grounds of the golf course. Most of the interesting factoids I summarize below come courtesy of little blue signs next to each car. It's always interesting to watch the crowd. Half of them are looking at the car, half of them are reading the sign, and the other half are trying to talk to the owner or restorer. Sure, that adds up to 150%. But it's a popular event, so I'm sure the math works out somehow.



One of the first cars I saw was one of the tastiest, this 2014 Chevrolet Corvette Premiere Edition C7 Stingray Convertible belonging to Myles B. Hoffert. Only 500 of these were built, and all 500 have this dark green and tan color scheme, plus every bell and whistle available on the new Corvettes.  Oh, so delicious.

Since we started with a yummy American muscle car, let's take a look at a few other pieces of high-speed American steel. This year's Muscle Car class focused on the "Aero Wars" ... the attempts by the American car companies to climb to the top of NASCAR in 1969-1970 by creating cars specifically designed for the aerodynamics of 180-mph-plus stock car ovals. To qualify for racing, the manufacturers had to produce at least 500 of a model. As a result some of the wildest looking, high-speed cars in history roamed the streets during this period. My favorites were the crazy Dodge Daytona and Plymouth Superbird with their pointy noses and giant rear spoilers.

Let the record show that Monique hates the look of these cars. Feel free to imagine her saying, "Ick! Yuck! Bleah! Ick!" and you can capture my experience as I showed her each of these photos.


Tim Welborn's 1969 Dodge Daytona with only 6,000 miles came to the Concours all the way from Alexander City, Alabama, presumably on a trailer. At its top speed of 205 mph it could cover the 800 miles from Alexander City to Plymouth, Michigan, in less than four hours.




The Limelight 1970 Plymouth Superbird on the left belongs to Douglas Schellinger of New Berlin, Wisconsin. The Bright Green Metallic 1969 Dodge Dakota on the right belongs to Tom Abrams of Canton, Michigan. The aerodynamics were developed and tested both at Chrysler's Chelsea, Michigan, testing grounds and in a Lockheed Martin wind tunnel. The original tail spoiler wasn't nearly as tall, but they had to raise it higher to allow the street version enough room for people to open the trunk. Remember, they had to sell at least 500 for street use to be able to use them in NASCAR races.

What's that you say? One ridiculous lime green 1970 Superbird isn't enough? Here's another, this one belonging to Larry Weymouth of Ray, Michigan. To the casual eye the Superbird looks just like the Dodge Daytona, but although they share the same general shape they actually had different noses, fenders, and tails.






Another fairway the featured an exhibit honoring the 50th anniversary of the Ford Mustang and the 50th anniversary of the Pontiac GTO with a line of Mustangs on one side of a fairway and a line of GTOs on the other.





Tired of fast cars? How about a fast boat? Here's a 1963 Weber Boat 150 Cubic-Inch Hydroplane built in 1962 by Harold "Pops" Weber and piloted to numerous victories by his son Ray before selling it five years later. The boat was found in Maryland by Ray Weber's son Mark 40 years after it was sold. He had the derelict boat restored to its former glory and became the third generation Weber to own it.




Now, back to the speedy cars....


A race-adapted 1953 Corvette from the ProTeam Personal Reserve Collection. The first-year '53 Corvettes only had a 150 hp six-cylinder engine. This Corvette, however, was kept within Chevrolet for further work and emerged in February 1956 at the NASCAR Daytona Time Trials with a 240 hp V8 engine to become the first Corvette ever raced in NASCAR competition.



This is "Orange Blossom III,"  a 1970 Ford Boss 429 Mustang, one of only two Boss 429s known to have been raced in the IMSA Camel GT series. It was converted from a road car in 1974 and finished mid-pack in the 1975-77 in races like the Sebring 12 Hours of Endurance and the 24 Hours of Daytona, pretty good for a car whose engine was built in 1969. And even if it was only a middling racer during its career, this car looks really damn fast just standing there.



Robert and Joseph Dochery's 1965 Ford Mustang 350 GT "R" race car produced by Shelby America. It raced for Dochery Ford of Morristown, NJ, in 1966 and is still competing for the family, now in Concours events.

And finally, Lamborghinis! Lamborghinis! Lamborghinis!



The Lamborghinis had a ring all their own this year. To be honest, the gripping appeal of Lamborghinis has always been a bit lost on me. But I do love how they go completely over the top in their design. If you see something that looks fast and outrageous on the roads, "Lamborghini" is always a good guess.

Let's start with a couple of early Lamborghinis and then see what they became:



This 1970 Lamborghini Jarama 2+2 by Bertone is owned by Marc and Jane Trahan of Rochester Hills, Michigan. It carried four people to a top speed of 162 mph -- as long as the two in the back seat were very, very small.



Here's a 1974 Lamborghini Estrada also belonging to Marc and Jane Trahan. It could carry four genuine adults. You might think Lamborghini was on pace to eventually manufacturer a 210-mph competitor to the Chevy Suburban, but they soon returned their focus to two-seaters.



This is what Lamborghinis look like nowadays. Here's a 2008 Lingenfelter Lamborghini Reventon from the Lingenfelter Collection. Lingenfelter made 20 of these special-edition cars for folks for whom the standard Reventon was just too pokey. Thanks to its 661 hp V12 engine it hit 60 mph in 3.3 seconds on its way to a top speed of 212 mph.

Crazy though that sounds, think about this. That's a top speed just 7 mph over the 205 mph top speed of the 1969 Dodge Daytona built nearly 40 years earlier. That's how crazy those Daytonas and Superbirds were.



Our final Lamborghini is this 2014 Lamborghini Aventador belonging to Kevin Adell of Southfield, Michigan. It does 0 to 60 in 2.9 seconds. It's official top speed is 217 mph, but it was measured at 230 mph by Sport Auto Magazine. If you're in a real hurry to run down to the corner store to pick up a gallon of milk, it's a good choice.

That's it for today. Another batch of Concours photos coming soon. ... I hope. 

Tuesday, 29 July 2014

2014 Dizzy Feet Gala: Courtney Galiano

The Dizzy Feet Gala is one of my favorite events each year. The only thing that rivals this red carpet for me is the Oscars. It's just such a great day to celebrate dance with all of your favorite stars from DWTS and SYTYCD. If you missed my interviews, you can watch the highlights here.

I was asked to post SYTYCD Season 4 contest and Hit the Floor star Courtney Galiano's full interview. I was happy to comply. It's unedited footage because I think it's always fun to see what happens right before and after our interview. Sometimes the pre-interview chit chat is more insightful than the questions asked on the red carpet. (Don't forget that she's on AfterBuzz TV with us on Aug. 14 at 7 p.m. PT)

I have other full interviews with tWitch and Allison Holker, Emma Slater, Fabrice Calmels and Witney Carson. Let me know if you would like me to post any of their full interviews in the comments section below.

Chelsie Hightower's full interview is here.
Cyrus Spencer's full interview is here. 

Don't forget to subscribe to my monthly newsletter on the upper right section of my page. I post one exclusive video each time for dance fans. Next newsletter goes out on Aug. 1.

Monday, 28 July 2014

Norwalk 2014 - First 1/4 mile run in 14 years

I would be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed.  I would also be lying if I said I didn't have a blast and feel something inside re-ignited while blasting down the track.  I ran a disappointing 11.9@117.65 mph.  That said, I learned a lot in which I had forgot, and realized that my tune was WAY off, and was drowning the engine with fuel.  I plan to hit the track again soon, hopefully within a month, though this time it will be at the much closer Milan Dragway.  As you can see from the video, the car launches fairly well, then hesitates off the line with a bog.  I think a much leaner tune, a little more timing, and correctly adjusted valve lash will make a world of difference.


Sunday, 27 July 2014

Young Hollywood Awards: DWTS Round-Up with Derek Hough, Mark Ballas and Amy Purdy


I've had a really fun weekend and this photo just about sums it up. I'm uploading the audio files as quickly as I can for you. First up is Derek Hough. I asked him about the ending of his tour, Season 19 of DWTS and what challenges are left for him on the show. This is RAW, UNEDITED audio footage, so understand it's noisy and it was a very chaotic red carpet. (In fact, he was trying to leave and I jumped in and badgered him with questions…I HAD TO GET THIS INTERVIEW!)



Mark Ballas:


Amy Purdy:

2014 Dizzy Feet Gala: Cyrus Spencer


The Dizzy Feet Gala is one of my favorite events each year. The only thing that rivals this red carpet for me is the Oscars. It's just such a great day to celebrate dance with all of your favorite stars from DWTS and SYTYCD. If you missed my interviews, you can watch the highlights here.

I was asked to post SYTYCD Season 9 finalist Cyrus Spencer's full interview. I was happy to comply. It's unedited footage because I think it's always fun to see what happens right before and after our interview. Sometimes the pre-interview chit chat is more insightful than the questions asked on the red carpet.

I have other full interviews with tWitch and Allison Holker, Emma Slater, Fabrice Calmels, Courtney Galiano and Witney Carson. Let me know if you would like me to post any of their full interviews in the comments section below.

Chelsie Hightower's full interview is here.

Don't forget to subscribe to my monthly newsletter on the upper right section of my page. I post one exclusive video each time for dance fans. Next newsletter goes out on Aug. 1.

Saturday, 26 July 2014

2014 Dizzy Feet Gala: Chelsie Hightower


The Dizzy Feet Gala is one of my favorite events each year. The only thing that rivals this red carpet for me is the Oscars. It's just such a great day to celebrate dance with all of your favorite stars from DWTS and SYTYCD. If you missed my interviews, you can watch the highlights here.

I was asked by one of Chelsie Hightower's Twitter fan sites to post her full interview. I was happy to comply. It's unedited footage because I think it's always fun to see what happens right before and after our interview. Sometimes the pre-interview chit chat is more insightful than the questions asked on the red carpet.

I have other full interviews with tWitch and Allison Holker, Emma Slater, Fabrice Calmels, Courtney Galiano, Witney Carson and Cyrus Spencer. Let me know if you would like me to post any of their full interviews in the comments section below.

Don't forget to subscribe to my monthly newsletter on the upper right section of my page. I post one exclusive video each time for dance fans. Next newsletter goes out on Aug. 1.

Thursday, 24 July 2014

SYTYCD Season 11: Malene Ostergaard


This was definitely another first for us on SYTYCD on AfterBuzz TV. I've really been trying to mix it up for you guys this season. I've always wanted to go behind the scenes with the show because it's so interesting to hear how the audition rounds really went, what rehearsals are like and what happens when you are voted off. I know I'm not the only one, so I hope you have an enjoyed some of the new guests we have brought in like Mindy Arnold and a contestant from this season like Malene Ostergaard.

Yes, Malene was as gorgeous in person as she was on TV, but don't be fooled by her looks. She was a smart and insightful guest. I was so thrilled to get her on our show and I know this isn't the last we've seen of her…DWTS, perhaps?

Next week is Mandy Moore and I cannot wait to get a choreographer's perspective on Season 11. We will also be recovering from the elimination of four dancers. It's going to be a tough week.




I didn't post the show from Vibe Studio owner Mindy Arnold with her daughter and SYTYCD Season 9/current DWTS cast member Lindsay Arnold. If you want to hear more about the politics of SYTYCD, watch this show…it was fascinating.

FINALLY hitting the 1/4 mile

My car hasn't been to the track since 2000. Yeah, you read that right, 14 years! I have been preparing to get back to the track for most of that time, more so in the past 4 years since it has been back on the road. I come back with a vengeance, with a full cage, 200 extra hp, bullet proof 9", and some sticky Mickey's out back. Tomorrow, I head to Norwalk, now Summit Motorsports Park. The car is loaded and ready to go, and I am confident I have a fairly good tune on the car, and hope for a trouble free day. I have friends and family going and will have both pictures and video from the outing. It's just a test and tune night, but I hope to make it to the track a few more times this year, though most likely to Milan Dragway. I can't wait to blast down the track, as it's been building up inside for more than a decade. Summit Motorsports Park

Thursday, 10 July 2014

SYTYCD Season 11: Audrey Case



Season 9's Audrey Case was back in the house! It was so good to see her and get the inside scoop on Choreographers' Showcase for SYTYCD. Don't know what we are talking about? Make sure to watch the episode below.

We talked a lot about choreographers being accountable for their work as much as the contestants are each week. Nigel Lythgoe had no problem saying some to Benji Schwimmer and Spencer Liff this week. Do you agree?

We also chatted about Malene Ostergaard's exit and Nigel's comments to her. I think we all agreed it was a bit harsh, but I hope she realizes this is just the beginning of good things to come…just ask Brittany Cherry!

VIDEOS: 2014 Outstanding Choreography Emmy Nominees


Congratulations to all of today's Emmy nominees for choreography. It's a tough competition this year. Just taking a quick glance, there are strong entries from Derek Hough with "Human" and "Ameksa", NappyTabs has an impressive SYTYCD opening number with "Puttin' on the Ritz"and Christopher's Scott's "Sand" was iconic for Season 10 of SYTYCD.

One interesting thing to note since we've been talking about choreography and how it's hard to copyright lately: (See this Instagram post for more info.) Shannon Mather accused Travis Wall of copying her choreography for the dance "Medicine" last season. She had submitted a YouTube video to be considered for choreography for Season 10 of SYTYCD. Travis came up with a similar dance later in the season. He is now nominated for an Emmy this year for the dance. I spoke with Shannon last year when this all happened and we talked about it on AfterBuzz TV. See this post for more info and all of the dances. Do you think they are similar?


Derek Hough: DWTS

"Human"


"Ameksa"


"Too Darn Hot"


Christopher Scott: SYTYCD 

"Trigger"


"Sand"
"The Gravel Road"

Mandy Moore: SYTYCD

"The Edge of Glory"

"Feelin' Good"

"I Can't Make You Love Me"

Napoleon and Tabitha Dumo: SYTYCD 

"Puttin' on the Ritz"

 "Gold Rush"

"Run the World"  Travis Wall: SYTYCD

"Hanging by a Thread"

"Wicked Game"

"Medicine"

Tuesday, 8 July 2014

Win a Trip to Lollapalooza from Maestro Dobel Tequila and Jane's Addiction frontman Perry Farrell

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It’s easy to enter the promotion, all you have to do is visit Maestro Dobel Tequila's site and sign-up. Maestro Dobel Tequila is also adding a bit of cutting edge technology for the promotion this year called Platform3 from Vancouver-based 3 Tier Logic. Platform3 gives you the opportunity to earn rewards points that can be redeemed for additional prizes. The additional prizes include extra entries into the sweepstakes, another rockin’ VIP experience for two to Lollapalooza, a Sony A 3000 Digital Camera Package, Apple iPod Shuffles and Nanos, and iTunes Gift cards .



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Maestro Dobel Tequila is pouring-on a premium promotion this year with their sweepstakes and rewards program, for sure. There will be lots of news about it on Maestro Dobel Tequila's Facebook and Twitter page, so make sure to stop by, or visit their experience at Lollapalooza.




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Monday, 7 July 2014

Camaro Update: 7-7-2014

I just finished picking up the last of the parts needed to get my Camaro ready for the track, hopefully hitting Norwalk Raceway Park on 7/25/2014.  After a front end alignment and new tie rods a week ago, I picked up a new set of front tires today, rated up to 168 mph.  The old tires were shot, and to be honest, I believe they were responsible for the front end vibration.  In addition to new tires, I also picked up a Bell helmet, ordered a fire jacket, and stopped by Detroit Performance Center for a new shifter cable.  I also grabbed a book on nitrous systems while I was there, as at some point, my nitrous kit will find its way onto something I own.  I still have a few items to finish on the car, but I now have all the parts I need, and with a little tuning, the car should easily be ready for the track come July 25th!

2015 Challenger SRT Hellcat

707 hp. What else do you really need to know?

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July Giveaway: Enter Now!

I hope everyone had a fantastic Fourth of July holiday weekend. I took a nice break from Twitter so I could return today relaxed and recharged. I did post a few photos on Instagram if you missed them.

I want to thank you all for such tremendous support over the last year with all of dance scoops and red carpet reports. I decided to do a summer giveaway. There's a ton of really fun things…a little something for everyone.

Here are the rules:
1. Enter the form listed below before Sunday, July 13 at 11:59 p.m. PT.

2. You must be 18 years old to enter.

3. You must be a U.S. resident.

And the winner is…Evangeline Polan! Congratulations! I will send an email to you today to get your mailing address. 



Here are the list of prizes you will receive if you are the winner:

-3 ECO by Tupperware water bottles

-Halston cologne

-2 iPhone 5 cases by Tech Candy

-Ole Smoky Tennessee Moonshine beer cozy

-Ted Baker iPhone 5 case

-Vilebrequin inflatable ball

-Vilebrequin waterproof wallet

-Oz Great and Powerful iPhone 4 case

-4 Acai bracelets

-4 perfume samples from Karl Lagerfeld, Prada and Juicy Couture

-Argo Declassified DVD

-Inside Llewyn Davis soundtrack

-Metric "Synthetica" CD

-Monsters University needlepoint

-CNDC Shellac remover wraps

-Rough Justice sunglasses with case

-Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine

-Salem souvenir blanket and baseball cap

-5 tote bags from Suite 100, Lulu Lemon, London, TEd Baker and Marilyn Monroe

Are you excited? Then enter below!

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